Praise

“Kristin Newman reminds me of David Sedaris, but with more joy.” Diablo Cody

 

“Newman describes the exotic locales as lushly as she does her companions, taking armchair travelers to Iceland, Australia, and Israel and sharing some of her travel snafus… Newman adeptly mixes humor and heart, making this the perfect read for anyone in search of love, adventures abroad, or both. – Kristine Huntley, Booklist

 

“Newman’s funny and unflinchingly honest memoir reveals that even though there’s nothing quite like a great party in an exotic locale with a hot guy, true love doesn’t necessarily require a passport.” – Publishers Weekly

 

You should *not* judge a book by its cover, but luckily this one’s as engrossing as its top flap, which I kind of wanted to dive into on sight. There are lots of books out there about being the single girl in your crowd, but Kristin Newman’s is a special one; it’s truly hilarious and travel-oriented, which makes it perfect for summer.” - Glamour Magazine

 

“Kristin Newman’s tales of wanderlust are at turns hilarious, embarrassing and then truly inspiring. Her thrilling escapades make me want to get up off the couch and book a ticket to some exotic locale for a sexy adventure of my own. But I probably won’t. And neither will you. Just read the book.” Jane Lynch

 

“Kristin Newman explodes the idea of the ‘singles scene’ into a thousand tiny fragments and scatters them globally.  This is misspent youth well-spent.“—Patton Oswalt

 

What I Was Doing While You Were Breeding is kind of like if Eat, Pray, Love were written by your funniest friend—a laugh-out-loud life guide for anyone who needs some help enjoying being single. Or for anyone who already loves being single. Or for anyone who is married. Basically, whoever you are, Newman will make you want to chuck it all and book a trip to Argentina.” –Rachel Dratch

 

“Spoiler alert: I am the Will who drives a car over Kristin’s foot in the Dominican Republic. After writing with Kristin at That 70′s Show, I knew that her book would be incredibly funny, but it’s also so heartbreaking, insightful, and full of adventure, romance, and sex, sex, sex! Do yourself a favor and read this book! Did I mention how funny it is and how much sex there is in it?” Will Forte

 

“I have had the pleasure of joining Kristin on some amazing adventures and can say without question that she is as good a writer as she is a traveler. Which is to say, slightly better when she’s had a few glasses of wine.” Nick Kroll

 

“If Mark Twain was a woman and he had actually done things in the countries he traveled to, he would have been a lot more pleasant. He also would have written this book instead of The Innocents Abroad. This book is so good that, of the many I have blurbed, this is the only one I read.” – Joel Stein, columnist for Time, author of Man Made: A Stupid Quest for Masculinity

 

“I love my husband and kids, truly I do—but reading What I Was Doing While You Were Breeding  makes me want to buy a one-way ticket around the world, or rather two tickets—one  for me and one for her—so we could party till dawn, flirt with hairy European men and break several international laws. Kristin puts the ‘lust’ in wanderlust and makes adventuring and even mis-adventuring sexy, fun, and at times even inspirational.”—Jill Soloway, writer/director

 

“Since we can’t all sit next to Kristin Newman at a dinner party, it’s a good thing she wrote What I Was Doing While You Were Breeding so we can all enjoy her funny and unexpected tales.  Unlike the rest of us, Kristin took the road less traveled and that has made all the difference. Her sparkling wit and adventurous spirit will seduce you just as it did that guy in Argentina…and in Russia…and in Jordan…and so on…”—Nell Scovell, co-author of Lean In



What I Was Doing While You Were Breeding is sly disguised as sexy. It reminded me of George Eliot mixed with a woodshop safety film… a complete delight.” –Stephen Tobolowsky, actor, author of The Dangerous Animals Club



“I wanted to read this book but my wife stole it off my nightstand, laughed at it for three nights straight and lent it to her friends.” –Rodney Rothman, author Early Bird: A Memoir of Premature Retirement

 

“Riotously funny, brutally honest, and hopelessly romantic… Newman’s global romps and brave take-down of the dated, divisive dichotomy between happy breeders and desperate singles is one of the most refreshing things I’ve read in a long time and proof that everyone has her own path to happily ever after.”Attica Locke, author of Black Water Rising, The Cutting Season, winner of the Edgar Award for Best First Novel

 

“Kristin’s book is such an uproarious, side-splitting, jaw-dropping-while-miraculously-somehow-also-self-reflecting page turner, it makes me feel like I traded in my own wife and children for a time machine and a spot in her globetrotting duffel bag.” Rob Kutner, writer for CONAN, and author of Apocalypse How and The Future According to Me.